shortyz

noun: a homosexual mexican that loves midgets to masturbate and ejaculate on his menudo.

shortyz was an abortion gone bad.

by the_one_who_owns_you May 29, 2003

shot blocker

Someone who prevents you or a friend from taking a shot of liquor.

Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.

"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."

by Juice 575 June 1, 2007

two-shot

(a.k.a. "2-shot")
Any camera shot that is framed for two people; usually medium from the waist up. Two-shots are often used over-the-shoulder and reverse to cover a conversation between two people.

Okay Robson, set up a two-shot and let's make it snappy! We're losing the light and I wanna hit the In-N-Out before "Lost".

by Jasper Ray January 10, 2006

Shit shity shish kabob

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.

Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.

by Jackage September 30, 2006

skeet shot

The act of shooting skeet at whoever asks or if you just feel like it.

Edelia asked for her face to be turned into a glazed donut so Gary gave her one of his famous skeet shots.

by Joshua Christensen July 7, 2008

Is Shot

An expression used mainly on the internet used after someone says something that others may find annoying or offensive, but in a joking manner.

Person: I think she'd be hotter WITHOUT the red thong. *is shot*

by Sophia24 October 8, 2008

shot my wad

shot my wad} ejaculation, "cumming" gettin off

"dude! we need to find some hookers"; na, I met someone earlyer and shot my wad.

by gearjam October 28, 2007