Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
Get the Sand Godmug. by BooBooZilla September 6, 2011
Get the Sand-rackedmug. Tiny grands of crushed up rocks that gets in you shoes and food and is an annoyed, irritating and frustrating.
DON’T GO TO THE BEACH!!!!!!!!
DON’T GO TO THE BEACH!!!!!!!!
by jess_dauria.01 August 12, 2019
Get the Sandmug. by Ali Alu January 10, 2023
Get the Sand captainmug. A very small piece of rock that multiplies when you look at it. If you go anywhere near it, it will overcome you and you will never be able to get it out of anywhere.
"We were only there for a few minutes, how did it get into our ears?"
"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."
"Oh no, is that?"
"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"
"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"
"MMMPH"
Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.
Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."
"Oh no, is that?"
"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"
"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"
"MMMPH"
Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.
Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023
Get the Sandmug. by Derfiticulum March 22, 2024
Get the Taco sandmug. by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025
Get the Tiger, Sand, and Gravelmug.