Stop signs

A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.

New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.

by Knmagor March 29, 2024

tijuana stop

completely missing the stop sign and stoping half way passed it

“you passed the stop” “tijuana stop..”

by sillylex June 7, 2018

Stop being zangão

tanking with your back while you scratch your balls

Daddypewl can u stop being zangão and tank as man?

by Northerus April 11, 2020

one stop shoppe

one stop shoppe is another term for whore

whole town used the one stop shoppe

by sanxity July 2, 2019

Bus Stop

Slang de montréal pour dire de voler, (commetre un vol, cambrioler)
c'est utiliser pour que les gens autours ne savent pas ca veut dire quoi

avec les racaille

Yo Antony, on bus stop l'iPhone a Julie?
Je me suis faite bus stop fuck.
on bus stop ce fdp

by 514mtl_man May 21, 2020

Just Stop By

a term for having simple dinner plans and ending up at epic parties with Daniel Laporte with incredibly attractive/successful people and being fed the alcoholic equivalent of rocket fuel by his supermodel BFFs until 3am.

Hey, we could get a layover in Reno... let's rent an RV and we'll JUST STOP BY this cool little event, Burning Man....

Oh, my friend Scorsese is having a premiere around the corner... slip on a tux, we'll JUST STOP BY...

It's getting late. I think I'll go home soon, but Beyonce's birthday dinner is on the walk over. Let's JUST STOP BY...

by RootSigma December 13, 2021

Stop the world and let me off!

You use this phrase when someone repeats a story over and over or if a person is just spouting bull shit. Instead of saying "You're full of it.", you can say (in a sarcastic tone) "Well....stop the world and let me off".

It's also an appropriate response to a big surprise.

"Did you hear the news? Sally is pregnant!"

"After all these years!? Well, stop the world and let me off!"

by Weird Gonzo July 23, 2022