rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

by Mabaluf May 2, 2022

Rusty Kyle

The act of prolapsing a ginger man’s ass with a traffic cone

Wow, look at his ass!! Bet he’s had a Rusty Kyle!

by CheekClapper2000 September 25, 2022

Rusty Dildo

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*

by I’m a human May 24, 2022

Rusty Tacklebox

When your girl has the runs on her period, and you feel like eating fish....

I went out with Cindy yesterday ...but her Rusty Tacklebox really put me off my appetite, too bad momma didn't raise no quitter

by Themonkeyfkr March 23, 2022

rusty spade

The act of reading Craigslist missed connection while having coitus. Can be dangerous if not done correctly.

He gave me s Rusty Spade last night! I almost lost my eye!

by hoochgob April 5, 2022

Rusty Delano

A rusty delano is when you get a handjob from your cousin in Hyde Park on Hudson

I got a rusty delano at the family reunion last month.

by giantsnail December 25, 2020

Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021