Rusty Kyle

The act of prolapsing a ginger man’s ass with a traffic cone

Wow, look at his ass!! Bet he’s had a Rusty Kyle!

by CheekClapper2000 September 25, 2022

Rusty Dildo

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*

by I’m a human May 24, 2022

Rusty Tacklebox

When your girl has the runs on her period, and you feel like eating fish....

I went out with Cindy yesterday ...but her Rusty Tacklebox really put me off my appetite, too bad momma didn't raise no quitter

by Themonkeyfkr March 23, 2022

rusty spade

The act of reading Craigslist missed connection while having coitus. Can be dangerous if not done correctly.

He gave me s Rusty Spade last night! I almost lost my eye!

by hoochgob April 5, 2022

Rusty Giuliani

When an escort gives an old man a dry hand job

Hey I heard you got a Rusty Giuliani at the strip joint

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty Beaver

When a woman shits, while you are eating her ass

“Dude this chick rusty beavered my ass last night.” “ I’m gonna give you a rusty beaver.”

by Aaron created this December 24, 2020

Rusty Delano

A rusty delano is when you get a handjob from your cousin in Hyde Park on Hudson

I got a rusty delano at the family reunion last month.

by giantsnail December 25, 2020