Premature Put Away (P.P.A)

The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips

'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Premature Put Away (P.P.A)' Hope it doesnt stain.

by Craig Ellery December 9, 2008

Put the meat back in the mixture

What girl says when she is ready for the next sausage in a gangbang

Her- "put the meat back in the mixture"

by Fearinc April 2, 2019

Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”

George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”

by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019

Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

VI

person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}

by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022

Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.

You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.

by shakenspear June 15, 2020

Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.

Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"

by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013

to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.

She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
D

by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017