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Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.
I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.
by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025
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tip polishing

glazing or fan boying over something or someone.
by amiriluverr August 15, 2025
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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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Dialogue Polish

Is a final, highly focused stage of rewriting where a script's dialogue is sharpened for rhythm, wit, and emotional impact, often performed by a specialized writer.
"The screenwriter spent the weekend doing some Dialogue Polish to make the characters sound more authentic."
by "Gentileschi, Judith Slaying H September 8, 2025
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Polish Potluck

When Performing 69 with a female polish gal and she farts, and the guy tries to catch the fart with his mouth.
I would love to have a Polish Potluck with my wife but tonight.
by Dkdkamp1346 November 22, 2025
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Polish teabag

When a male sits down on the toilet seat and his balls are on the outside of the toilet.
Jimmy went to the restroom to take a crap, and when he sat down, his balls were on the outside of the toilet seat. Presenting the Polish teabag.
by One Dram November 26, 2025
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Polish Twins

Twins that are born within 15 months of each other.
My dad and uncle are polish twins!
by ryleeurl January 22, 2025
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