pineapple plump

Racist term for asian girls.

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"

by Feggt July 27, 2016

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Pineapple bust

When you have an orgasm and you crave pineapple while on your period.

Person 1 "Last night i had a pineapple bust!"

Person 2 " so did i !"

by Snicker_bitch April 22, 2017

Pineapple

What sponge bob lives in.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?

by Murdering time June 17, 2018

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Pineapple on pizza

Pineapple on pizza is a forbidden food and is banned from most households. It's known to be one of the most controversial foods known to exist.

"Pineapple on pizza is so good" said no person ever.

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022