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Pineapple

Me after being teased too much: Pineapple! Pineapple!
by Grimmdael December 12, 2022
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Pineapple

The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.

Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.

The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
guy 1: lmao look my dick looks like a pineapple
guy 2: lol
by gamescape or something July 21, 2022
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pineapple suprise

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH
by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 3, 2017
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Pineapple

Pineapples are a fruit that is super sour and tasted amazing. You can get it from your local supermarket, and it is in lots of different foods such as Pineapple Juice.
Pineapples are also something that Wakanda citizens should eat. I mean. Seriously.
WAKANDA AND PINEAPPLES FOREVER
Pineapples are Amazing. Maybe Black Panther should go Pineapple hunting in his spare time.
by anquellathings September 5, 2019
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Pineapple Hairs

the green stems at the top of a pineapple~~ (idea from Anix on YouTube, he wanted it in the dictionary)
“this pineapple hairs are so long!”
by Bob the Builder :p June 16, 2020
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Pineapple Hairs

The green leaves atop a pineapple, that you cut off a pineapple. Word created by Anix on Youtube. Youtube link is in tags.
Anix built SpongeBob's house (a pineapple) in bloxburg, and he used pine trees for Pineapple Hairs.
by Human Grammarly June 16, 2020
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Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.
*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!
by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011
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