Granny Packing

Totally buried (by flab) abdominal muscles in the configuration of a back pack. The exact opposite of a “six pack,” the definition of which is: “Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.”
A uni pack could be described as: “Undefined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a two-liter bottle of Coca Cola carried in a school back pack that is already full of homework.”

Used by Jillian Michaels on 'Rachael Ray' 11/15/2011.

"Oh man, Bert's sure missing a six pack."
"Yeah, but he's not missing his uni pack." (snickers)

by =DSA. November 16, 2011

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Variety Pack

When someone exchanges an item for money, but hands the supplier a mixture of bills; usually with a 10, a 5 and five 1's, or a mixture of the following. The term is often used when referring to a drug deal.

Yo i just hooked that guy up fat and he had the nerve to hand me a Variety Pack!

I really want to go pick up but all I have is this Variety Pack of bills.

Just hooked up my friend, he gave me a Variety Pack, it's all good though I needed some one's.

by Myloz December 03, 2010

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Penguin Packed

To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.

Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!

by KSAComedy March 06, 2011

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