toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.

Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl

by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017

15 Hookers and Peanut Butter

Having a gangbang with 15 hookers while being covered in peanut butter

Lawrence: Is it bad to like having 15 Hookers and Peanut Butter
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang

by Whythisword September 5, 2019

peanut butter jelly time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."

Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

by JokerDoom March 21, 2004

Peasant

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants."

by Sophiaaaaaaa September 17, 2012

peanut butter trail rider

A faggot, poofter, man lover, homosexual

I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.

by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

smuggling peas

When a woman has erect nipples that show through her shirt or blouse, thereby resembling two dry peas concealed in her bra.

Did you see Jenny when that breeze picked up? She looked like she was smuggling peas.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008