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jungle pants 

Male or female who has a large amount of hair by there private parts. So much so that tarzan can sometimes be seen swinging deep in it
i took her pants off and saw she had jungle pants.
jungle pants by J.SCHALLY January 11, 2008

conch pants 

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds
Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
conch pants by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

tootsy pants 

An individual who demonstrates prestige in the buttocks department. In laymans terms; A cutie with a booty.
"Yo B check out that Lauren H.... she a tootsy pants fo shizo.
tootsy pants by B..e...a...n..... February 27, 2009

Crazy-Pants Guy 

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.
Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!

dinner pants 

Phrase used at the point during a meal when one must undo the first button of one's pants to continue eating in comfort. It is used as a warning (see below).
Halfway through the third course of thanksgiving dinner Hollis shouted "dinner pants" and popped open her fly.
dinner pants by hnyinny May 17, 2010

Sassage Pants 

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010