Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie

A person who rizzes on people for no reason and spits no game.

I was minding my own business when Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie walks up to me and tries to rizz me

by Idk A Name 69 May 25, 2024

Salt

White stuff you put in food. sometimes it comes in clumps.

go put the salt onto the beef, and inside the roast chicken so that it tastes better.

by Child tickler! March 11, 2024

salt and pepper phatty

Older person with salt and pepper hair that is good looking. Pretty hot and tempting

Damn, did you see that salt and pepper phatty next to the bar?

by Brutusram March 13, 2024

Salted Carmel Fries

When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.

Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.

by David Looptocus March 24, 2024

Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.

Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!

by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025