Homo begone is an alternate version of no homo only used in DIRE situations every time u use it the sun gets 1 mile closer to earth
Homo begone example: 1:AYE! Lemme grab that dick real quick
2:Lmao ur gay homo bitch
1: Nah fam No Homo
2: Too late ur already homo
1 H O M O B E G O N E
2:*person 2 proceeds to turn gay and a orgy with 12 different men*
2:Lmao ur gay homo bitch
1: Nah fam No Homo
2: Too late ur already homo
1 H O M O B E G O N E
2:*person 2 proceeds to turn gay and a orgy with 12 different men*
by Sick on those tittys November 29, 2018
The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.
The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:
- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:
- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?
Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:
- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:
- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?
Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
by xythras September 24, 2024
No-Homo November is similar to Pride Month, you can be gay all you want all month without being classified as gay
Friend 1: Hey, I just had sex with Friend 3.
Friend 2: Doesn't that mean you're gay?
Friend 1: Nah, we had sex in No-Homo November.
Friend 2: Doesn't that mean you're gay?
Friend 1: Nah, we had sex in No-Homo November.
by WHC. June 30, 2024
Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
by The Robin December 02, 2009
**Not to be confused with homophobia, the act of oppressive acts against gay or LGBT people**
The phobia that many straight, conservative people in 'the deep south' possess where they are scared of gay and or LGBT people.
The phobia that many straight, conservative people in 'the deep south' possess where they are scared of gay and or LGBT people.
by 1000% real jo bidn October 24, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
A slang term for when someone's homosexuality is believed to mess with their ability to think clearly or make good decisions.
by Awjr May 21, 2025