National Suicide Day

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.

Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.

by aternis October 26, 2020

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National Cat Day

The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...

Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?

Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?

Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!

Friend 2: ...what?

by DaCatDud September 29, 2021

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National Partner Day

September 12th where you appreciate your non-binary love.

Happy national partner day darling
!

by lovebloood July 24, 2021

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national demon day

National demon day is on November 28

People born on this day are uncommon and rude when they want to be however are the definition of a demon because of how mean and how odd they are

National demon day is on November 28 for people who are usually feared.

by Tom Wesley June 23, 2020

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