Minecraft

nothing compared to fortnite.

minecraft sucks

by DJDragon479 October 18, 2021

Minecraft airpods

To craft minecraft airpods, you need 4 iron ingots and a crafting table.
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!

I really can't wait to make myself some sweet, tasty, delicious minecraft airpods!

by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021

Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

minecraft

an excuse for smashing your keyboard to bits

Person 1: "Hey I heard that you broke your keyboard"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"

by VeryCoolManPerson December 2, 2021

Minecraft

a small indie game developed in 2009

Hey bro did you see that Minecraft fall earlier?

by ur mom 9999 December 3, 2021

Minecraft

A butiful video game where you can build a big dick.

Dude1:Hey man wanna play Minecraft and build a big dick?
Dude2:hell yeah.

by MegaFaggit4848 December 7, 2021

Minecraft water

A low-quality texture of water, repeated in squares.

Minecraft water is used in games when they don’t want to waste storage on HD water.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022