The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
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Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.
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Draxl: Battle Mercy Squad is here
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Get the melanin march mug.The all girls school that everyone passes by but doesnt realize is a school cause it looks like an insane asylum. Everyone thinks of them as whores because they all pretty much have passed 3rd base. The "brother" school McQuaid is where all the girls look for guys. Mercy girls get mad though when girls from public schools take a guy from there because they have a co-ed school. All of the girls roll their skirts and aren't called sluts because girls who don't roll are weird asf. The girls wear expensive shoes and go shopping a lot even though during the school year they wear uniforms. Ramen is a big part of the culture there. Everybody is "friends" with everyone, and talks mad shit bout eachother but it's okay cause everybody's friends. They wear their hair in messy buns because why try with no boys. Once in a while you walk into the bathrooms and hear some lesbians. Everybody acts really religious but you can tell by all the partying and boys that they aren't. The girls in the Brighton NY district uses mad fake tanning shit. Especially during the winter everyone looks orange and streaky. The cheer girls are the most chill girls you'll meet, they don't really give two shits. The track girls though are goody two shoes. Everyone gets a lot of homework and is failing spanish and chem. Also none of the homework gets done but it's okay cause it's Mercy. They only have 150 days of school and summer starts in May so the 10k/year tuition is totally worth it.
guy 1: "dude she's hot, what school does she go to?"
guy 2: "looks like a mercy girl"
guy 1: "Imma go get her snap, you know how those girls from Our Lady of Mercy are"
guy 2: "looks like a mercy girl"
guy 1: "Imma go get her snap, you know how those girls from Our Lady of Mercy are"
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