Matt Croissant

Dat real ass nigga that lives in Fayetteville. He is the manliest of men. He's got a bad rep because most of you are jealous haters.

Shit B, dat Matt Croissant?

by MMC Croissant April 29, 2011

Matt

Matt means, "Gift from God."

Matt is such a gift from God, which just means, a gift from Himself.

by mjc18c April 21, 2018

Matt

A man with the name Matt will question why other men will measure their dick size with the amount of pussy they can get. Virginity to Matt is great. Matt also loves the idea of depression and preaches about how we all will die one day so nothing we do matters in life.

Friend: Hey Matt lets go out today!

Matt: No I'm depressed today.

by Gonobleism May 31, 2018

Matt

Matt is the type of kid that always has beef with you. He will hold everything against you. He is also a big pussy so don’t be intimidated.

This kid named Matt is a pussy.

by Matthewcleaver January 15, 2019

Matt

Just gay

Matt sucked dick and loved it

by Meatball58 December 11, 2019

Matt

some red head you’ll find at a bar

“Look at that Matt, he’s such a ginger.”

by iGetBoards November 27, 2018

Matt

If someone calls you Matt with two “T’s” then that means you are fake cause mat has 1 T

You’re being a Matt

by MattsOverlord October 17, 2019