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Mason

you see that kid called mason over there? yeah he has ginger pubes.
by bobby du du dom November 30, 2021
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Mason

Ugly fat slut who nobody likes and he is a fat cunt with no life and he acts like a little whore. he thinks he’s so cool but he’s not. He also looks like a emo hoe all of the time. If u see this mason, kill urself. he also has a small dick
“ Yoo who’s that mason kid “
“ oh. him? he’s that weird emo cunt. “
by MARTHAN778272 January 4, 2024
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Mason Clarke

A wonderful man with a mullet who always leaves you at the worst time, I will miss him, and so will everyone else, I love him and I want to make today the best last day for him today, I and everyone, on the behalf of me, will miss his tiny heart and his massive ability to dance, and be very hot, Mason Clarke, we all wish you a lovely fair well, to go up north and be with a bunch of crocodiles. We will miss you.
"Mason Clarke! Do the gritty"
by Khussh's Guardian angel May 25, 2022
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mason maeda kacmarcik

the most amazingest bestest perfectest boyfriend i could ever have. we will get married and have 98653987621598762598624653986486872539872539087 kids together.
Omg! Is that Mason Maeda Kacmarcik???
by fortnite balls im gay January 2, 2023
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Mason Shaffer

Mason Shaffer do be peppa doe
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mason

that one kid who is lazy and watches anime and is so fat that when he falls into hell he will make the tenth circle
man that mason dude is fuking fat as hell
by dfghjkl;lkjhgfds October 29, 2020
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Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
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