martin

blond cock boi
is sexy af

eg: girl: who did u sleep with last night?

girl 2: he's so dreammyyyyy, his dick is so big and blond and he is sexy afff!!!! his name is martin

by by by by by by by by by by November 10, 2021

Martin

A martin means a big fuckup. My old friend randy is such a martin he fucks up the whole time. Martins always crash into busses like it’s nothing.

Person1: damn that dude fucked up big time.
Person2: yeah i know he is really a martin.

by randylahey69 November 21, 2021

donald martin

a bald headed bitch who thinks he can teach but really can't. always talks about his 15 year old son who he adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet.

"you all are going to fail at life unlike my 15 year old son that I adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet."

"shut the fuck up Donald Martin"

by georgebushdid911 July 27, 2015

Martin

a cow that might be pregnant

She looks a little fat.

Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.

Someone should check her for a calf.

I hate doing that.

Well, that’s why I said “someone.”

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Harry Martin

A stupid nerd that no one likes, and he doesn't get girls.

Go finger your bum Harry Martin

by BIG MAN WITH BIG HOT DOG November 14, 2022

A Martin

A Martin is the act of taking a shit in the shower and forcing it down the plug hole with your toes. Often used as a treat to celebrate a good day at school or a promotion at work etc

'Hi John, how's your day been?' 'Yeah not too bad thanks, I finally got that pay rise at work. I'm just heading home to have a celebratory beer and a Martin!'

by BROY4 September 27, 2022

Martinism

It's called much bodybuilding and then you can help the police, too. If you accept ,,Martinism" then you can watch movies like ,,Terminator 2". And you will get much attention if you look like a bodybuilder.

Man , Im a real man now - simply it is because I am very tall and I started bodybuilding... ,,Martinism"

by maasd the line June 22, 2024