Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.

"Letting Sarah Palin run, is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Mysterywriter October 24, 2008

grandma lips

When a person of either gender has unusually dry, sometimes ribbed lips, which somehow are beyond the use of chapstick. Grandma lips absolutely suck to be in contact with, and in the event of finding yourself in the situation of being with a girl/guy that has grandma lips, get the hell out immediately.

I was taking one for the team last night when I hooked up with that girl Erin, she had terrible grandma lips. My carmex was useless, and I was out in an instant.

by watup taz June 11, 2006

silly lips

a)The sensation you get after visiting your dentist and getting novacaine, which drive the impulse to immitate a motor boat and drool all over your shirt.

b)Nickname for a messed up looking pussy

a)Well I finally got that tooth fixed but now I have silly lips.

b)Damn girl you have got some silly lips!!!!

by Lynchmob August 10, 2006

waffle lips

Pussy Lips, as herd on Scary Movie

Jan has some tasty waffle lips

by snowman_970 April 15, 2008

Silver Lips

Female daywalker with silver-tinted lips, colored so from applying metallic colored chapstick several times every hour to maintain her silvery complexion. Unaware of her lips color, and when informed, goes into an immediate state of denial.

Hey look, there's Silver Lips!

by cirriboun October 19, 2011

banana lips

big lips

ross kerr has banana lips

by handle dad January 16, 2016

Shut Your Lips

A phrase that is used to politely ask a person to refrain from speaking.
See Shut Your Face.

Stimulation: "You're bleeding from your head!"
Response: "Shut your lips!"

by SuperMuggins October 13, 2006