nutty log

nutty flavoured tured

what a tasty tured tast's like chekein smell's like sproutss

by cleg nut May 12, 2003

log hoe

A tall ass slutty prostitute.

That bitch is a fucking log hoe!

by Littleppl07 January 17, 2017

Tipping the log

When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo

Dude, last night I was tipping the log

by Qlesbo June 14, 2024

Rot Log

A large and particularly smelly dump.

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”

by Kindgenius September 07, 2020

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 03, 2023

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

by johnglenn69 June 23, 2017

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017