Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

by geojetson June 30, 2025

Lauren

Lauren is a two-faced person, but not just a typical two-faced person but something way different. You see, when she is around the girls, she is very petite, very demure, very innocent, very dominant and a super leader. However, when she is around the boys, she turns into a whole another breed. She becomes the nastiest slut I have ever seen! She is fierce and flirty, and often gets wet easily! So it wouldn’t be a problem if you’re a male!

A girl friend: Hey Lauren, wanna hang out with him?
Lauren: Omg yes I am getting turned on!
A girl friend: But he is your cousin!

by blacksonistheblackest September 7, 2025

Lauren

what a stupid name.

Lauren is a horrible driver

by KRMSH September 18, 2025

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

Lauren

She is the most caring and understanding girl in the world. One look at her and you will fall in love, no doubt about it. She looks like god was showing off when he made her. She is absolutely gorgeous and will stand apart from everyone else in the room (in a good way). When she smiles you get that feeling in your chest of just pure happiness and butterflies. Once she trusts you and deems you as a friend theres no getting our of it. You two are partners and even lovers for life. She is a very loyal girl and will put everyone and everything out of the way to help you or make you feel better. She is really sweet and is comfortable talking about basically anything.

C'mon Lauren it's time to go eat.

by your_mums_uncle November 22, 2021

Lauren

The warmest, nicest, cutest, sexiest, most fun and amazing human being to ever grace this planet. She lights up any room she walks into, and literally everyone that meets her loves her. She names her plants and her stuffed animals, and gives great massages. She loves dogs just as much as you do, and she’s an amazing cuddler. She doesn’t know it, but she’s really the strongest person you know. You’re obsessed enough with her that you write Urban Dictionary definitions of her name when you’re high. You love her to the moon and back. You can’t wait to see her next weekend.

I love you, Lauren

by westcoastboy November 22, 2021