Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013

hobble knocka

A big fucking mess.
Clutter everywhere.

Your shit makes this place look like a hobble knocka.

by wgaion June 23, 2015

aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

by Softnut July 1, 2015

fishy knickered

The sensation a woman feels when sexually excited at the presence of a man.

The way I was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.

by British Gash September 6, 2015

brown knicker flick

A Horror Film that is so scary you crap your knickers or shit your pants

Watched a really nasty Horror film last week it was proper scary and nasty .... a real ' Brown Knicker Flick ' of a movie

by Cosmic Keith April 23, 2016

Patty-Knock

a fetish where the deliverer holds the recipient on their lap, with the recipients feet over their head. the recipient then proceeds to knock the deliverers head down to the ass of the recipient. For added pleasure you may add a buttercream pie on top of that ass, or the deliverer may put on a beak to resemble a bird, also known as patty flocking.

Guy 1: "Damn, that chicks lookin good."
Guy 2:" I'd patty-knock that bitch up."

by Mr.E-us July 31, 2016

soggy knickered

Refers to a female dripper and the state of her underwear/her knickers.

What are the girls like in your new job, Paul?

Brilliant - there's a lot of soggy knickered babes around me. Takes me 5-10 minutes to get up out of my seat.

by LoMy June 20, 2016