A creepy person on the internet who creeps on blockgames and sues people for copying his or her blockgame builds. Usually above the age of 18. Sometimes living at the residence of his or her parents. (Max12)
by Penqu August 01, 2017
The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.
Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."
Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"
Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."
Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"
Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."
Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
by mel268 July 06, 2010
The no internet game that has somehow has turned into an internet meme
You have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internet
You have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internet
Friend:shit I have no internet
Other friend:but the no internet game is awesome
Friend:oh my god your right
Other friend:but the no internet game is awesome
Friend:oh my god your right
by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019
Someone who is tough and thuggish online behind a screen thinking their a demon, but fragile as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions thinking nothing is going to happen to them because their online.
Online: - That boy Calab is a lame I can have sex with his girlfriend and his momma and smack his daddy and his brothers! I might just smack him myself!
Real life: - Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: What you mean dude I wasn’t talking about you man I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: NAH SAY WHAT YOU SAID ONLINE TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
Real life: - Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: What you mean dude I wasn’t talking about you man I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: NAH SAY WHAT YOU SAID ONLINE TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
by LivingLikeCam November 08, 2020
A nerdy child who spends all day and night playing games such as 'Minecraft' and 'Viva Piñata'.
In person they are quiet and friendly, and can be relied upon for favours. However, When let looses on the internet, they spawn massive hairy internet balls, and it isn't pretty. Insulting anything and anyone who stands in their way, they rampage across social networking sites attempting to gain 'respect'.
After a rant is over the Internet cunt will usually make a half hearted apology, and delete all evidence of their envolvment, often to avoid a beating.
In person they are quiet and friendly, and can be relied upon for favours. However, When let looses on the internet, they spawn massive hairy internet balls, and it isn't pretty. Insulting anything and anyone who stands in their way, they rampage across social networking sites attempting to gain 'respect'.
After a rant is over the Internet cunt will usually make a half hearted apology, and delete all evidence of their envolvment, often to avoid a beating.
by Shit Stirring Douche. January 17, 2012
A term used to describe the large demographic who spend a large portion of their day doing stupid things online (blogging, commenting on blogs, making google maps, tweeting, etc.). Through an aggregated affect of their anonymity and willingness to comment on topics of which they have now knowledge these people are significantly dumber than most Americans.
Someone who posts a word on Urban Dictionary, for example, could be considered a member of the internet people.
by FrontDesk3 March 13, 2009
A girl with whom one conducts a relationship over the Internet, often involving cybersex.
Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.
The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.
The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
His Internet girlfriend admitted to him one evening that she was very paranoid, extremely self conscious, and apparently schizophrenic.
by The Modest Bighead May 06, 2008