Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

bed cheese

Clumps of dried semen

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.

by Comfylime August 21, 2024

bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.

After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.

by geminate June 8, 2024

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

Joeys bed

A group of elite volleyball players and Joey

Woah that was an awesome spike from Joeys bed, joeys is just standing there though.

by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022

Bunk bed

When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.

P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!

by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016

Bunk Bed Theory

the bunk bed theory revolves around twins. This theory revolves around the same age identical opposite sex twins that sleep within a bunk bed. For example, when twins are sleeping in a bunk bed, the male twin sleeps on the bottom one and the female twin at the top. The theory portrays a image of incest. The twin on the bottom bunk late at night whispers for the other twin to come join them in the bottom bunk. The top twin starts asking their way down and they share and bed. After this, use ur imagination and you will understand the bunk bed theory

Hey Allyson, wanna test out the bunk bed theory?

by bunk bed believers June 15, 2022