Homie hopper

Imagine a girl right, shes gotta take 5 pills a day just to keep her hair from falling out, and by senior year shes gonna have herpes from kissing every guy on the swim team, and she have lots of “guy friends” and she says she only likes you, until u find out shes telling other guys there cute behind ur back, Should’ve left when i had the chance ☠️, Congratulations u just ruined ur reputation maddy, uve now been promoted to HOMIE HOPPER 🥳🥳

Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her ass bro” my unintelligent ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋

by Dumbass Nigga January 11, 2020

grass ass homie

Gracias bro

“Here’s your ointment”
“Grass ass homie”

by The.best.around October 17, 2017

homie video

A skateboarding audiovisual presentation, consisting of a close group of friends; primarily set in proximity to the groups home, it always takes longer than expected to finish, and is not as heavy as the typical “full length” skate video.

I was filming a full length, but then it turned into a homie video.

I just wanna finish this homie video so I can start posting my footage to Instagram and tiktok.

by verified source for sure November 16, 2020

homie hoodie

a hoodie that a homie has given you because you need it

homie i need your hoodie
no problem here you go
thanks for the homie hoodie homie

by poggywoggydubdub August 14, 2022

Homie

A term latinos and black people use to refer to their friend from the hood.

Jamal: waddup, homie?

Lamar: chillin like a villain, dawg.

by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021

Homie G

Homie G is a “real one”. It means: Homie Grandpa. Even though he’s older, you’re never to old to be a gangster.

Person 1: Hey Homie G what’s poppin?

Homie G: Hey!

by The Only Real Big G May 13, 2022

Homie Dumper

Can’t decide which of you gets to go to the bathroom first? With the homie dumper you don’t have to worry about it. The homie dumper is a new innovative system where your friend sits on the toilet and takes a shit while you sit facing him, with your legs wrapped around him and shit through his legs into the toilet or the other way around. Never lose friends again over who gets the first shit!

“If you won’t let me use the bathroom first, let’s just take a homie dumper and be back out quicker!”

by Shitheadmaker November 12, 2017