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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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Daddy Goose

The realest nigga out there. Nigga can fuck you and yo bitch at the same time. Got the biggest dick in the game. He fucks with some of the realest niggas like Granny Goose and Lil Homie goose. You don’t wanna fuck with the goose family cus they gon get they Steppas on yo ass. The goose family loves the number 7 and they own the number.
Damn you got yo ass whooped you must’ve fucked with daddy goose.

Yo girl left you, damn she prolly with daddy goose
by Adolf Hitler lll November 24, 2021
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Dog Goose

Goose is corbins dog, goose is a black lab and the best dog you can ever ask for.
by The idot September 12, 2020
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Silly goose

A silly goose is a way to describe a very silly person
Are you eating soup with a fork? YOUR SUCH SILLY GOOSE!!”
by Kunikatai #1 fan December 3, 2023
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goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face
“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night
by wooshoe August 6, 2020
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Goose

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK
by Dovekinz March 30, 2020
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Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.
Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.
by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022
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