That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022

Goose workout

Apparently a type of workout to Sarah farquad

I’m doing a goose workout

by Waytoolegendary December 29, 2020

Don’t get goose trump

The statement your 3 year old yells at you when she thinks she is telling you off .

“Mom, Don’t get goose trump !”

by Ecg1986 October 5, 2021

Goose Craft

A private Survival Multiplayer Server on Minecraft. Made by server owner Possibly Kayden with a bunch of unique content Creators. Goose Craft is well known for their lore.

Have you seen the latest Goose Craft Video?

by anonymous January 25, 2022

Goose

A thick anorexic pencil boy who is hay and is broke and can’t do anything well and sucks at football

Goose is so bad

by Max Mcinnes January 25, 2020

Silly goose

Can also be used as slang for calling someone a c#nt.

Boris Johnson was being his usual self , while everyone looked at him and thought 'Silly goose'.

by Pillgwenlly December 2, 2021