God's loophole

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse

We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.

by resettinglife February 5, 2014

Stroke God

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen

Bro, Chris is a stroke god

by Stroke god April 6, 2017

Shrine God

A brother that you make a shrine for in your room. Your choice between the bedroom or bathroom, whatever tickles your funny bone.

IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.

Me: *wakes up*
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 31, 2021

Mop God

The god of all mop humans.

Colby is so godly at mopping that he deserves the title of Mop God.

by Dumb6nitch9ine May 5, 2021

Kik God

Atlas is the real Kik God.

Atlas will always be the Kik God

by Kylie Notjenner December 1, 2020

God tier

Something that has such superiority and intellectual power that it simply cannot be expressed any other way than "God tier."

Person #1-yo watch me do a triple back flip handspring without using my legs *does it*

Person #2-that was some god tier shit Yo do it again

by ʎǝlpɐɹq July 4, 2018

Tango With God

The act of receiving road head while cross faded. The most difficult act on the planet, named so because it is a fight not only against your own mind, but against God himself to make it out with your body, your partner, and your car all intact.

Last night, me and my gf decided to try having a Tango with God and it almost killed us both. Best. Date. Ever.

by KenTheWebM1776 February 6, 2019