Grand Canyon

Large, gaping, smelly void between Marjorie Taylor Greene's legs. Some have compared it to the Sarlacc from Star Wars. Others compare it to the dentition of Stephen King's character Pennywise.
That smell from MTGs "Grand Canyon" is probably worse than the smell of 1000 rotting tuna.
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Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon
I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.
by juiceappleton January 05, 2017
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Grand Canyon

Let’s say you will have a Grand Canyon after this
by Jackparker November 02, 2017
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Grand canyon

"Bror haru sett Mona elr hone cok kattig"
> Nej bror hon har Grand Canyon fitta
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Grand Settler

Term used to address a Catan player of the utmost stature.

A player who has a distinct vision of the game and is able to bend the board to his will.
Marc: Man how are these guys so good at Catan?? I can’t seem to get a break.
Akshay: They’re grand settlers what’d you expect?
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Grand Larceny

When 9 jacks you for yo shit.
Damn 9 just robbed him! (Grand Larceny)
by Johnathon Marshalis March 08, 2023
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Grand siblings

When you have siblings with an 18+ year difference.
John: “My dad called me the other day and told me I’m about to have twin sisters. He’s 60 and I’m damn near 35!”
Jim: “You got grand siblings that’s crazy.”
by MelaNova July 16, 2023
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