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just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
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Fried

Fried basically means funny or crazy. The slang came from Cleveland,OH.
Yooo, you look fried as hell💀💀
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Most Fried Cunt

Jammo: yo Delcan is the probably the most fried cunt
Charls: Hahaha Smoke weed everday
by affw21 June 30, 2021
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steal your fries

Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone
Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries
by Lani_love25 May 13, 2018
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Consolation fries

French fries purchased to cheer someone up following a loss.
After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.
by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025
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Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood
He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys
by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025
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Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
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