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Sheet Feet

Sheet feet is a condition caused by bedding—particularly a tucked-in top sheet or comforter—restricting the natural movement of the toes, ankles, and feet. This limitation can lead to discomfort and disrupted sleep, as the toes become either folded forward or backward, requiring the individual to adjust their foot position, often by turning their foot to the side or untucking the restrictive bedding.
Symptoms typically include:
• Toes folded forward or backward
• A feeling of limited foot movement or range of motion
• A need to turn the foot to the side to relieve the pressure or discomfort
• Frequent waking due to the inability to move the feet freely.
Solutions include:
• Loosening the bedding around the feet
• Untucking the corners of the bedding to create more space
• "Ripping" or pulling the corner of the bedding off the feet to reduce restriction
Prevention: For those with a particular sensitivity to sheet feet, requesting extra-loose bedding or a blanket that isn't tucked too tightly may be helpful. Additionally, a more relaxed bed-making style could alleviate the issue at home.
It's a playful yet relatable condition that many people experience, especially when traveling or staying in places where bedding is made too neatly.
Damn, MR’er, this bed is giving me sheet feet!!!
by StacerTG January 11, 2025
mugGet the Sheet Feetmug.

stamp feet

To delay or stall a process, to give the impression of due diligence and deep consideration. Usually involves many committee meetings to reach a consensus.
I was waiting for approval from management. They had to stamp feet first, but it was inevitable.
by herr durcheinander June 17, 2021
mugGet the stamp feetmug.

liquor store feet

When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.
Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!
by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015
mugGet the liquor store feetmug.

Frusted feet

When you have the sudden urge to stick your feet in fire
Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire

Woman: what’s wrong

Man: I just got frusted feet
by Fred rickety June 5, 2018
mugGet the Frusted feetmug.

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
by gregben September 12, 2023
mugGet the 11 Feet 6 Inchesmug.
your feeted because you have feet means that well you have feet please dislike if you agree it does not make sense
by Helolo October 17, 2025
mugGet the your feeted because you have feetmug.

Jerusalem Feet

A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.
Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025
mugGet the Jerusalem Feetmug.

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