The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.

He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force

by The diamond April 27, 2019

clitoriolis effect

The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)

Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.

by ChuckChaser69 December 10, 2011

Hammad effect

when a girl is uncontrollably in love with Hammad. Originated by Hammad but the effect has been known to work for other guys too on very rare occasion.

"yo i really love that boy, i dont know why"
"its cuz your getting the hammad effect girl!!!"

by 2000Fly May 16, 2019

Cypriot Effect

The rise in salience of recently discussed or observed information, providing a heightened sensitivity in preparation for a subsequent observation of related stimuli, often resulting in a Cypriot coincidence.

Discussing Girl Scout cookies you realize that living in a city, you never see girl scouts. The heightened sensitivity of 'girl scouts' is the Cypriot Effect that perchance would result in the sighting of a girl scout in the city, a Cypriot Coincidence.

by fluggerbug September 24, 2009

coach effect

The hours between 12 am and 2 am when you've had too many tequila shots and you realize that you are 3 shots away from giving up your virginity to the first guy that says you are pretty because you are completely drunk and it's Coach's fault.

"Dude, I was pounding so many freaking Patron shots last night come midnight they triggered the coach effect."

by CTJRE December 19, 2016

The Blume Effect

The effect of treating a girl or woman with indifference, disdain and insults in an attempt to make her desire you even more. Works every time.

Wes: Did you see Matt snub that supermodel? Now she's all up on his junk!
Travis: It's 'The Blume Effect'. How does it work every time?

by Stuvis February 5, 2010

The Scorsese Effect

Named after filmmaker Martin Scorsese, the "Scorsese Effect" is when a work of art is created to negatively portray a character or group of people, but unintentionally inspires fans to try and imitate them. Usually these people misunderstand the point of the film and think the message was to try and be like the protagonist. Many of Scorsese's movies are centered around characters like these, such as "The Wolf of Wall Street," "Taxi Driver," and "Goodfellas".

Other examples include "Fight Club," "Breaking Bad," "The Sopranos," and the Joker.

Guy 1: Doesn't Mark understand the point of Fight Club was to show what can happen when men try to compartmentalize their anger and aggression into physical violence?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's the Scorsese Effect at work.

Mark: We live in a society.

by sportello77 October 6, 2018