dirt donkey

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!

Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!

by Codick May 20, 2018

Angry Donkey

When a young Italian man gets all pissy. Generally it's from the angry "ehh-uhn" noise they make, but also in reference to "Dominic the Italian Christmas donkey".

"Jeez Darv, Tony sure is being an angry donkey"
"Ohhh yus he eees HA HA HA - Gude won"

by SteveB89 July 13, 2016

Skeet Donkey

A woman of perceived low morals and/or hygiene.

We ran a train on that skeet donkey last night.

by the_kobe October 21, 2012

donkey's bollocks

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.

Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!

by metapieman December 14, 2012

Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

by Sekai July 28, 2012

Donkey Eyelashes

Thick long and sexy eyelashes

Look at that bitches donkey eyelashes!! Damn, im jealous!!

by Sweetie Pateetie July 29, 2011

Donkey Dilldoe

A donkey Dilldoe is a large Dilldoe Often used on women with wide or well-used vagina or to induce intense ( or most likely kinky) pleasure from a woman as either foreplay or when a woman is on her own.

Donkey Dilldoes can also be used during anal, however, usually that is only used for the mans sadistic pleasure.

"so i was behind her and she was begging for it and i pulls out this Donkey Dilldoe and she starts screaming like a bitch"

"Dude, that girls got a Donkey Dilldoe"

by BethanyEmoChick March 24, 2009