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Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.
"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.
by Sekai July 28, 2012
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masa donkey

It Describes A Huge Ass!
Check out that masa donkey on that girl.
by StrongArmTony April 15, 2008
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dirt donkey

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!
Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!
by Codick May 20, 2018
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Donkey Eyelashes

Look at that bitches donkey eyelashes!! Damn, im jealous!!
by Sweetie Pateetie July 29, 2011
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Angry Donkey

When a young Italian man gets all pissy. Generally it's from the angry "ehh-uhn" noise they make, but also in reference to "Dominic the Italian Christmas donkey".
"Jeez Darv, Tony sure is being an angry donkey"
"Ohhh yus he eees HA HA HA - Gude won"
by SteveB89 July 13, 2016
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Donkey Dilldoe

A donkey Dilldoe is a large Dilldoe Often used on women with wide or well-used vagina or to induce intense ( or most likely kinky) pleasure from a woman as either foreplay or when a woman is on her own.

Donkey Dilldoes can also be used during anal, however, usually that is only used for the mans sadistic pleasure.
"so i was behind her and she was begging for it and i pulls out this Donkey Dilldoe and she starts screaming like a bitch"

"Dude, that girls got a Donkey Dilldoe"
by BethanyEmoChick March 24, 2009
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donkey punch

when you fuck a girl's vagina in doggy style and suddenly stick it in her pooper.
by kevin apeck August 15, 2006
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