Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

sarge donut

someone with the biggestt penis on earth.

that guys got a cock like sarge donut.

by TheOnlyHerbert January 5, 2022

The Donut Shoppe

A sex move, often used by people who don’t like being sticky during intercourse, i.e the chronically sweaty. The parties in question cover themselves in baby powder pre-coitus, to assure a complete and utter lack of stickage. This makes them resemble that of a powdered donut.

Man 1:“ Bro, me and Stacie totally opened the Donut Shoppe last night, I’ve got powder everywhere.”
Man 2:”Dude. Sick.”

by Matthew Succomati August 25, 2021

donut

slang for hairy asshole

yo, your donuts really hairy! you should shave.

by dbzbsnfncxs May 25, 2019

Donut people (person)

A group of self- entitled people (or person) who easily get their feelings hurt or are easily butt hurt.

Some of the students didn’t agree with the scheduled speaker’s viewpoints. These donut people (person) had the speaker banned from the school.

by regina5881 May 3, 2018

Smoking the donut

Having oral sex with a lady who has a yeast infection in her vagina.

Damn that bitch loose everyones smoking the donut!

by Benjiboo July 24, 2017

Brown sugar donut

A delicately sugar coated bunghole.

"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"

""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"

"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""

by A very hungry hippo January 27, 2018