Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021

toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues

p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing

by pissbabey August 26, 2021

Illegal Dumper

An illegal dumper is what one calls a woman's hindend when it's too unbelievably large.

*Woman walks by*
Friend 1: "damn she has a fat ass"
Friend 2: "yeah that's one illegal dumper"

by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021

Poopy diaper day

When your day is really in the dirt, shitty, and/or unmotivated

The world is crashing and you just cannot adult. It’s a poopy diaper day

by PurMagc September 21, 2021

Big Dipper

An idiot that fails to turn up for work after the session. Usually called Neil.

He was a big dipper

by Tommy tuck a motor October 10, 2021

Big Dipper

An idiot that fails to turn up for work after the session. Usually called Neil.

He was a big dipper

by Tommy tuck a motor October 10, 2021

Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022