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fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.
Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves
by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018
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Daving

An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens
“I caught my friend daving in the garden an elderly man”
by David10101 August 6, 2022
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Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it
by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017
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Dave Rygalski

Someone who would read the entire bible for you in one night just to take you to prom
I found my Dave Rygalski
by Emliving December 20, 2022
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Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.
"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"
by Harold Richards December 16, 2011
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Dave

The human equivalent to piss in a can.
by Moomz September 11, 2020
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Nokomis Dave

A term used to describe men who live as straight men in their day to day lives but will visit neighboring towns to openly engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community of that town.

Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.
by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025
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