Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

Urban Black country

Urban Black Country: Urban , had to get it out the dirt. Former Black ancestors of slavery. Country, what country. There's no question about it; America.

We know from the election that is it that it is a urban Black country

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Urban Black country

Urban Black Country : Urban; get it out the dirt. Black ; a people. Specify of enslaved ancestorally .Country; what country? America

We can clearly see, from the election that this is a urban Black country . It's engrained in America

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Country Nerd

someone who listens to a fuck ton of country music and knows all of the classic redneck tunes

Person 1: Hey did you listen to the Trace Atkins ep? Oh and the new Old Dominion singles. Also did you hear that Jon Pardi is releasing Tequila Little Time as a single?

Person 2: stfu stop being such a country nerd

by broskita December 19, 2020

country

music made by constipated horses

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated horses so I got a country CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Country IT

A results driven approach to delivering technology solutions attained via the power of an individuals spirit and often through nontraditional means.

When a culture is established with no limitations the impossible can become possible through a Country IT approach, and it's amazing what can be accomplished.

by theshanemc November 17, 2020

Country Gravy

When relative sneeks in to have sex with the thanksgiving turkey and someone at the table asks who made the gravy and your Grandma tells you there was no gravy made.

Uncle Harold brought the country gravy again.

by NickTok_78 November 28, 2020