Commoner's L

An L only a commoner would take.

Wow that guy who lost all his life savings really took a commoner's L

by Guy Dingus December 26, 2022

Coconut

A person born in the US or Canada with South Asian background. Looks brown from the outside but white from the inside. Supports White and Black immigrants but wants the government to ban immigration for South Asians. A coconut will try to blend in to White or Black culture and will often criticize and hate South Asian culture. A coconut will carry hate for brown people more than a Black or White person can. A coconut will always believe that South Asians are the worst kind of people and will find anything to degrade them.

-She does not like to date brown dudes even though she is brown herself.
-She is a coconut person.

by Love for all Hate for None January 17, 2023

Coconuts

A person that is out of their mind or going crazy

My dog is getting coconuts!
Frank is totally coconuts!
You are coconuts in your head!
This is coconuts

by RealCA February 9, 2023

coconutjy

the best jeongyeon stan and editor in the whole world

coconutjy is the best jeongyeon stan ever

by coconutjy February 15, 2023

Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.

Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl

by Cotch killer February 26, 2023

Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023

Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023