cheese my pancakes

To piss someone off.

eg. fries my apples, ticks me off

That bitch stole my cacalatour! That really cheeses my pancakes!

by Dagger aka Martha March 10, 2005

Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008

Cheese Sandwich Eater

What is usually suggested by care workers, for an evening meal, for people with learning difficulties.

"You left the front door unlocked all night? Are you a cheese sandwich eater?"

by Sword'69 February 26, 2009

cheeseburger hat

a hat that looks like a cheeseburger.

I bought a cheeseburger hat at the carnival!

by c0m June 5, 2010

cheese-cap

To slap or hit in the face with a block of cheese.

You just got cheese-capped.

by TheToby April 26, 2010

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010

cheese slap

got slapped with cheese

Marina is talking some serious shit then Jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout.... CHEESE SLAP

by MM_by_JA August 18, 2014