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cum rope

When a guy has long spurts of cum, hence the name cum "rope"
Cum ropes shot out from his dick, they flew across the room.
by olitz March 15, 2015
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Cum as Lube

When a girls uses another guy's cum as lubricant for giving the second guy either a handjob, titfuck, blowjob or creampie.
Hot wife cuckolds her husband with a big cock stud. The stud cums in her hands. She then rubs the cumload over her hubby's cock using the Cum as Lube to give him a sloppy handjob.
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Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face than their counterparts during a cumshot style ejaculation.
"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"
by Icky Ike April 4, 2010
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cum slinger

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift
by Jake March 5, 2004
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laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance
Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!
by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010
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Cum Backfire

When in the instance of sexual intercourse, during the backward thrust the penis slips out of the vagina during the peak of ejaculation causing a misfire of semen that spurts onto the male's chest.
My wife laughed at me after my cum backfired on my chest yesterday while having intercourse.
by WakkaWakka101 June 18, 2010
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horse cum

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.
Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
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