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vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019
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Emo Cowboy

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike
AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"
by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022
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Twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017
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Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
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cowboy rocket

John Joe Is A Cowboy Rocket Thinks He Knows How To Use A IPhone
by Little raccon June 11, 2017
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coulo cowboy

by sealion8 October 14, 2020
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horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.
by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017
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