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lost and found child

A child that was found after being kidnapped

A child in the "Lost and Found" bin
Didn't you hear? Billy's a lost and found child.
by heyitzstani April 6, 2017
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Unpaid Child Support

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!
I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
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Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018
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free-range child

A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
by Raynemom June 8, 2014
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spiggy mole child

it is dificult to define a 'spiggy mole child'. it can be one of many things.

1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.

2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.

3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'

it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just get with my girlfriend?

Person 2: yeah sorry man.

Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.

Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
by thisdudeiscool November 23, 2011
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Capitalism's favourite child

Those who are enabled by capitalism to succeed not by virtue of their talents but by their willingness to follow established systems to get to the top of the food chain. In addition, willingness is not enough to be regarded as the system's favourite child; access to resources and information is essential too.

Basically, these people are considered followers as opposed to pioneers since capitalism doesn't really support creativity and diversity.
Capitalism will always honour its favourite children over those who are truly deserving.

You can be the best and still not win, only capitalism's favourite children win.

Capitalism's favourite children are so out of touch with reality, they think poor people are lazy.

We are all measured up against a white man, that is capitalism's favourite child.
by Vasthoe June 12, 2022
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only child of this household

Someone who thinks they are an only child because of an age separation with their siblings.
Fred: I see George thinks he's an only child.
Barbara: He's an Only Child of this Household.
Fred: What? That's not a thing you idiot.
by Buca Cac January 4, 2020
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