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We can breathe

The deep American exhalation, after too long a period in which I can't breathe was true for too many, for so many reasons.
We CAN Breathe, today, November 7, 2020
by Monkey's Dad November 7, 2020
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baited breath

Someone who is antagonistic and seeks to disrupt waits with baited breath ready to cast out words that entice a haughty response for the purpose of further feeding more responses into a feeding frenzy of chaotic frustration and angst.
The internet troll waits for you with baited breath.
by HeyRay September 11, 2020
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Breath-Bukkake

Adjective, Breath-Bukkake: When two or more individuals of the same friendship group breathes on another individual in close proximity thereby creating the feeling that they have gained saliva droplets on their body.

Verb, to be breath- bukkaked: Where an individual person finds themselves surrounded or inserted into a group usually in a public place where said group are not wearing masks, thereby being breathed upon by the group. This act is not typically malicious but may occur where there is a lack of social distancing.
Reginald "Excuse me, can you step back I don't want to get your stinky breath- bukkake on my new threads"

Tom and David "sure, no worries"

Sheena "oh my god I just got breath-bukkaked whilst looking for sandwiches in Tesco's!"
Gina "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sheena "I was wearing a mask, but I still feel soooo dirrrrrtttyyyyyyyy"

Pam "I wish everyone would wear masks on their damn face, seeing their nose hang out makes me feel like I'm covered in breath-bukkake"
Audrey "I think some people just get off on breaking the rules"
by catboobs September 21, 2020
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Dragon breath

Dragon breath is when you cum in your girl’s nose and right after she spits it out from the mouth like a dragon spitting fire
Girl 1 - how was the night with Josh yesterday ?
Girl 2 - he cummed in my nose so i performed “DRAGON BREATH” on him... he was so happy :)
by Sinnert September 27, 2020
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birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020
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Devil's Breath

When you sit somewhere and you blast a real low resolution fart and you feel how its gas is crawling up your ballsack. It's a warning for you to remember it can be over at any moment.
Dude, why are you so scared?

I just felt the Devil's Breath
by LaZerUniCorn October 9, 2020
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breathing zoom

The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.
Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.
by paulborthwick October 16, 2020
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