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blue ball

When a guy is driven to extreme sexual arousing without ejaculation.

The effect is a dull pain in the testicles that lasts for at least three hours.

The only cure is to beat one off, but this can also be painful, as it hurts to disturb the area.

The best known method is to simply go to bed and sleep it off.
Sharon rubbed her arse on my cock for ages. She wouldn't shag me, so I went home with blue ball.
by Buccio March 1, 2004
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Blue Earth

Blue Earth* is a very low key relaxed and calm yet comfortable little city in Faribault County, Minnesota, at the confluence of the east and west branches of the Blue Earth River the nastiest river in America. The population "was" 3,621 at the 2000 census no telling what it is now. It is the county seat of Faribault County3. It is home to a statue of the mother fucking Jolly Green Giant an over rated green asshole next to dairy queen and subway. Additionally, Interstate Highway 90 is centered on Blue Earth, as the east and west construction teams met in 1978. As a tribute, there is a golden stripe of concrete on the interstate near Blue Earth. This draws a parallel to the golden spike set in the first transcontinental railroad.* The city of Blue Earth gets its name from the Blue Earth River which surrounds the town. The river was given the Dakota name "Mahkota" (meaning Blue Earth) for the blue- black clay found in the river banks.4*
5 Also known as B-Town,B.E.
,BLURTH,That fucking gay ass town6 The home of the now Dead Infamous T.C. (..the trailer courts East B.E.,1222 E Fork Rd) where anything could and did happen in and out of the ShitHole shed.7 Home of the T.C. Mafilia' Beeeotch!
"..hey pito Di Les Que Fuck'em and lets go back to Blue Earth i know where i could get a half an O for twenty five in the Trailer Courts.."
by $uBj3Ct_ZeR0 August 24, 2009
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Blue Hair

In Southern California (could reach out further than Southern California though), the term is describing the elderly old women around the area. They for some odd reason have a blue tint to their grey hair.. so.. they are known as blue hairs.
Look at that blue hair! left blinker but turning right!
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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blue balls

The single greatest and most used excuse by males to ensure that females or males finish the job.
Baby if you stop now I will get blue balls.
by madfelixxx January 5, 2008
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Blue vagina

Same aspect to "blue balls," but in female form. When a girl almost fullfills her sexual peak but some asshole decides to cut her short from orgasm. Usually, this type of girl is the shit because she can over-ride the power of how men feel when they get blue nasty balls.
John: Yo I was going down on Steph last night and when I stopped she went ape-shit on me.

Chris: Did she orgasm?

John: No, why?

Chris: No wonder dude, you're such an idiot, you gave her blue vagina!
by Blueyumyum April 2, 2010
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avatar blues

-noun

a condition that afflicts certain people after seeing James Cameron's Avatar (2009), causing depression and even suicidal thoughts, usually because these people only just came out of their caves and never smelled the roses.

the film's extravagant use of CGI to create Pandora and its inhabitants, the Na'Vi, created immediate followings and wishful thinking.
Usually, the people who have avatar blues think their life is crappy compared to the world of paradise on Pandora. Also, just look at those indigenous race of beautiful aliens that can download crazy stuff into the trees (like computer!). Who wouldn't want to be an avatar just for one day, racing gracefully through the fluorescent jungle and flying around the Hallelujah Mountain.

However, an average person might think that these people need to get it into their head that this is fantasy for a reason: it's for entertainment. That world is unattainable, and killing yourself will not magically bring you at the gates of Avatar heaven. So suck it up and move on with your lives.
by Nicko Davinci January 20, 2010
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Blue Falcon

Major Cooke who volunteered for active-duty in Afghanistan after the election of President Obama, only to pull out last minute leaving some poor soldier to deploy at the 11th hour or leaving his unit an officer short is the ultimate Blue Falcon.

Leavenworth is too good for him.
by lonemoderate July 27, 2009
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