Michelob Breath

When dumpsty has had her fair share of Michelob ultras and her pungent breath reeks like a dumpster she is

When dumpsty tried to seduce me, her Michelob breath made my dick shrink and not want to touch her.

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 October 3, 2019

Dragon breath

When your girl is giving you head and you about to cum thrust your dick to the back of her throat and cum shoots out her nose

This one time I gave my girlfriend the dragon breath

by Mdjuwhdbdxjjdsi October 9, 2019

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

bill’s breath

The worst scent in the world. Caused by Strawberry tom’s toothpaste; without brushing

Teacher A”Did you smell bill’s breath today?”
Teacher B”Yeah, sadly”

by SavageCloud January 1, 2018

Tree Trunk Breath

Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.

"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"

by jnobles September 7, 2017

semi-conductor breath

Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.

Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 3, 2017

Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.

Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017