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Bloody Mary

The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.
Joseph gave his girl the Bloody Mary every night much to God’s disgust.
by DaSluttyMary February 23, 2019
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bloody mary rim job

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019
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Bloody Jungle

The Bloody Jungle is the act of eating a someone's unshaven womanhood while they are on their period.
It may also apply to any case where a woman's period blood has made a fair amount of contact with their pubes.
"Oooh man, look at that. She's got a bloody jungle."
"If you've got balls mate you'll give her the bloody jungle."
by GazXs March 4, 2019
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Bloody Mary

A bloody Mary is when you fist a girl until she comes on her period
Eric fisted Louise until he made her bloody mary
by Gary Panther March 9, 2019
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Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.
Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..
by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018
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Bloody Mary

A lady running to the bathroom (in the middle of the night) with blood all over her hands after masturbating on her period.
No, Ziah, I don’t feel like doing a Bloody Mary tonight.
by '&(?>" June 18, 2018
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bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.
Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.
by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018
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