Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

Bat

In New Orleans (or all of Louisiana) we use this term as a substitute for punch or inflicting damage in anyway.

Person 1: “ Shut up.”

Person 2: “I’m gonna bat the fuck outta you if you tell me shut up again.”

by gi0v8nn8 August 21, 2021

tuna bat

An especially impressive penis, male genitalia.

“Hey man, nice tuna bat.”

by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021

Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.

Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.

by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021

The Dark Bat

A symbol of love and hate, water and fire, the dark and the sun.

You are cool, like the dark bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

the dark bat

The best thing ever to be ever made.

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

Bean Bat

when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)

John: i gave melissa a bean bat last night
George: EW

by Creamcheems June 8, 2021